A Pile Of Garbage

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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catsbeaversandducks

Solve Mysteries As A Gang Of Cats In This Open World Game

“I don’t know if you’ve heard, but everybody wants to be a cat. Apparently a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at, see. With that in mind, I don’t think there have been nearly enough video games that let us play as felines.”

Clearly, this is a sentiment the developers of new indie title Peace Island have taken to heart, as the open world game is all about you taking on the role of a cat to solve mysteries and uncover the secrets of the missing humans. There’s not one part of that sentence I didn’t enjoy.

Peace Island is the work of creator Eric Blumrich and a small team of devs, which apparently includes alumni from Prune and a little-known title called Grand Theft Auto V. The game’s Patreon page describes it as “an open-world, story-driven adventure game, currently under development for the PC, Mac,
and Oculus VR system.”

The developers promise an ambitious sounding mix of science fiction, alternative history, and mystery, as players take control of the nine cats who live on the island, after waking up to find their human companions have vanished.

Peace Island will forgo combat in favour of an experience that focuses on puzzle solving, discovery, and exploration – so expect a title more in the vein of The Witness, but with cats. It also sounds as if we’ll be able to experience ” multiple divergent storylines” as we approach the “ultimate decision” – are the humans worth bringing back?

Via UNILAD

gaberoid

UHM YES

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normal-horoscopes

I just finished LOTR

Men of Rohan: The glories of war are only a means to an end. All I desire is the saftey of my people and peace for my country.

Eowyn: I want to murder orcs so badly it is making me physically ill.

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Eowyn, while holding Faramir’s hand and making eye contact with him: I am in love with a noble, strong, wise, but most of all kind man.

Faramir, nodding: Who wouldnt fall in love with Aragorn.

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Also, this isnt like a fun headcannon this is damn near a quotation. Eowyn was literally holding the dudes hands and staring into his eyes professing her love and the dumbass thought she was talking about Aragorn. He responded along the lines of “But Aragorn wont be back from the black gate for like a week, so in the meantime its nice to hang out and just look at how pretty you are”

I know its a meme but they really are the epitome of “Couple that shares one collective brain cell”

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Glaladriel: Aragorn why are there orcs in lothlorien who have you brought me this time I swear to god if you keep dragging trouble in- *she turns and sees the four hobbits, dwarf, and baby elf*

Galadriel: Nevermind I love them have some presents. 

Galadriel holding Gimli by the armpits: Babie..

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Gandalf: *Accidentally knocks over a glass of milk*

Gandalf: …

Gandalf: Somehow I am certain this is Peregrin Took’s fault.

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Hobbit Cop: You leave me no choice but to arrest you

Samwise “Big Dick” Gamgee: Lol do it then

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keepitdreamin

leverage is the best piece of televison:

  • follows a case of the week format which is so underrated now
  • the seasonal Big Bads don’t take up multiple episodes just for them
    • maybe there’s a few minutes every couple episodes, and maybe the cases they work relate to getting closer to the big bad, but we don’t spend half the season focused on this one guy
  • consequently, except for the few two-parters and season finales, episodes can be picked up and watched in any season without needing a lot of explanation
    • i’ve dropped so many shows because they get to a point where a whole season is devoted to one case and even the ‘regular’ episodes are half them talking about it
  • stuck to its premise and didn’t lose quality over time!
    • i legitimately can’t think of an episode that i dislike but even more than that i can’t think of an episode that i’m even just apathetic towards
  • robin hood but with fun heist music!
  • the people they take down are generally all disgustingly wealthy, mostly white, mostly men and all taking advantage of marginalized and disadvantaged folk
  • speed run found family
    • literally eliot’s old gf called them a family in the third fucking episode
  • fun and interesting recurring characters!
    • tara, chaos, quinn, archie, maggie, sterling, hurley, peggy, bonanno they’re all unique and amazing
  • romantic relationships develop naturally and you really care about them
  • hilarious recurring bits
    • arguing about what a particular con is called “no that’s the vegas wake up call” “you need a hooker for that” “no that’s the—”
    • the old nate painting following them to each new headquarters
    • “it’s a very distinctive —”
  • do you have a competency kink? because you will

and literally a million other things god it’s so good

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thealphapigeon

Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend

  • Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule
  • Sweatpants count as a look
  • Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as they’re home
  • “Haha that’s gross let me see”
  • Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything
  • Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking
  • Makes weird noise effects to express emotions
  • Laying on random surfaces